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South Park Episode 1202 Britney’s New Look
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South Park Episode 1202 - Britney’s New Look
Plot:
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are bored out of their minds while watching a Democratic Party debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama with Randy when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin: Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park, and a man has been paid $100,000 for a photo of her urinating on a ladybug. The kids (and Randy) are so excited by Britney’s latest PR disaster that they don’t notice Senator Clinton making a spectacularly racist remark when the debate coverage resumes.
The boys decide to stage a photograph of her “crapping” on a squirrel (actually Butters in costume). Butters opposes this idea, saying that Britney’s been through enough and that they should leave Britney alone, but they refuse to listen to him. They pass the security at the “Komfort Inn”, at which she is staying, by claiming to be her children.
Spears is elated that her “children” have come to see her and appears to come out of her depression for a brief moment. Once she realizes that they are not her kids, however, she falls in deeper than before. The boys tell Butters to get next to her, but he coldly refuses. Annoyed, they request that Spears “just flash us your crotch or something.” Finally overwhelmed by the constant harassment and jokes, she attempts suicide by shooting herself in the head with a shotgun. The boys are shocked: both Cartman and Butters run away, the latter accusing them of killing her, and Stan and Kyle stand staring in the suite until security comes by.
Miraculously, though the top two-thirds of her head is missing, Spears survives. Guilt-ridden, Kyle and Stan visit her in hospital to apologize, telling themselves that they should have left her alone, just as Butters advised. When her manager shows up, he stuns the boys by saying “First you shaved your head, and now this!” When one of the paparazzi breaks through the window, Spears’s manager manages to sneak her and the boys out the back into his car, but the paparazzi chases them. They escape to her recording studio, where she is made to record a comeback song, although Stan and Kyle insist that this will only make matters worse. She later performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, where the crowd nitpicks at her “flaws”. Stan and Kyle seem to be the only people who notice she is missing 2/3 of her head (one critic says she’s obviously lip-syncing her songs and Stan disgustedly says “She doesn’t have any lips!”) and are finally sympathetic to her wretched condition.
The boys decide that they need to help Britney and devise a plan to take her to the North Pole by train to escape from it all. Kyle diverts the paparazzi by switching hats with Spears and eventually confronts them for abusing her, pointing out that she is no longer in any condition to handle it and that she might die. To Kyle’s horror, they explain that she “has to die” and begin singing in loud semi-Latin chanting.
A narrator announces Stan’s mission to bring Britney to the North Pole. The train engineer notices Spears on his train — he has a picture of a camel’s toe which is supposed to resemble her cameltoe — and stops at a village site where the paparazzi, villagers and Kyle are waiting.
The villagers explain to the boys that ritual human sacrifice is needed for a good corn harvest but that, in modern, more civilized times, people prefer to drive their sacrifices to suicide rather than stoning them to death. The crowd overwhelms Spears and proceeds to somehow photograph her to death, leaving Stan and Kyle in shock.
Months later, South Park residents comment on the good corn harvest while at the supermarket. A newsflash appears on TV, informing the townspeople that Miley Cyrus (star of Hannah Montana) is quickly becoming a major superstar. The shoppers in the supermarket see her as their next target and begin singing in Latin again. Stan and Kyle give up reasoning with them and reluctantly join in the singing.
Watch All Episodes of South Park Season 12:
South Park Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble
South Park Episode 1202 - Britney’s New Look
South Park Episode 1203 - Major Boobage
South Park Episode 1204 - Canada on Strike!
South Park Episode 1205 - Eek, a Penis!
South Park Episode 1206 - Over Logging
South Park Episode 1207 - Super Fun Time
South Park Episode 1208 - The China Probrem
South Park Episode 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
South Park Episode 1210 - Pandemic
South Park Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2: The Startling
South Park Episode 1212 - About Last Night
South Park Episode 1213 - Elementary School Musical
South Park Episode 1214 - The Ungroundable
Kenny McCormick
Eric Cartman
Butters Stotch
Stan Marsh
Kyle Broflovski
Randy Marsh
Graig
Wendy Testaburger
Duration : 0:11:0
South Park Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble
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South Park Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble
Plot:
This episode references the case of Ryan White.While having his tonsils removed, Cartman is accidentally infected with HIV from donor blood. Shocked, he attempts to gain the support and pity of those around him but is unsuccessful because the AIDS fad has run its course and become antiquated, and the current trend is to be sensitive about cancer. Additionally, due to Cartman’s cruelty to his classmates in the past, many find it hard to pity him: Kyle even goes so far as to laugh hysterically and almost involuntarily at the irony that Cartman has HIV, as Cartman has wished AIDS on Kyle on several occasions.
When an AIDS benefit featuring Elton John is held in Cartman’s honor, only $17 is raised, only about eight people attend and even Elton John skips it in favor of a cancer benefit; instead, Cartman gets Jimmy Buffett, who sings “AIDSburger in Paradise”.
Furious at the lack of concern and Kyle’s laughter, Cartman plots revenge by drawing some of his own blood and putting it in Kyle’s mouth as he sleeps. When Kyle is diagnosed with HIV, he knows who is at fault and confronts Cartman in the playground, attempting to beat him to death until Mr. Mackey stops him. Instead of punishment, the school authorities simply demand that Cartman apologize to Kyle for giving him HIV and that Kyle apologize for tattling about it.
Angered by this injustice, Kyle decides to take matters into his own hands and hurries off to Cartman’s house with a threat to break everything that Cartman owns. True to his word, Kyle shatters many of Cartman’s toys, rips apart his prized Braveheart poster and tears off the head of his beloved Clyde Frog. As he is about to break the most important and expensive thing in the room, Cartman’s Xbox 360, Cartman pleads with him, telling him that he has done research which leads him to believe that a cure for AIDS lies in Magic Johnson’s longevity since becoming infected with HIV.(Note that Cartman said that Magic got infected with aids like 50 years ago, and Magic’s only 49 years old.)[2]
Kyle and Cartman fly to Johnson’s house after gaining free airline tickets by pretending to have “all-over” cancer, because AIDS is too “retro” a disease. Johnson is sympathetic, offering assistance, but is unsure what he has in his house that helps. Upon investigation, they find that Johnson sleeps regularly with huge piles of cash (since he does not trust banks), which eventually prove to have the ability to neutralize HIV. Laboratory scientists experiment with a concentrated dose of “about $180,000 shot directly into the bloodstream” on the boys, which forces the HIV to disintegrate.
Word is spread about the cure for AIDS (most notably in Congo), and an event is held at which Jimmy Buffett sings “CUREburger in Paradise”. Kyle tells Cartman that he is going to break his Xbox anyway. Cartman runs after him.
Watch All Episodes of South Park Season 12:
South Park Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble
South Park Episode 1202 - Britney’s New Look
South Park Episode 1203 - Major Boobage
South Park Episode 1204 - Canada on Strike!
South Park Episode 1205 - Eek, a Penis!
South Park Episode 1206 - Over Logging
South Park Episode 1207 - Super Fun Time
South Park Episode 1208 - The China Probrem
South Park Episode 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
South Park Episode 1210 - Pandemic
South Park Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2: The Startling
South Park Episode 1212 - About Last Night
South Park Episode 1213 - Elementary School Musical
South Park Episode 1214 - The Ungroundable
Kenny McCormick
Eric Cartman
Butters Stotch
Stan Marsh
Kyle Broflovski
Randy Marsh
Graig
Wendy Testaburger
Duration : 0:11:0
South Park Season 6 Episode 1 - Jared Has Aides [PILOT] [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-6/south-park-season-6-episode-1-jared-has-aides/
Duration : 0:2:27
South Park Season 4 Episode 1 - The Tooth Fairy’s TATS 2000 [PILOT] [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-4/south-park-season-4-episode-1-the-tooth-fairys-tats-2000/
Duration : 0:2:27
South Park Season 8 Episode 4 - You Got F*cked in the Ass [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-8/south-park-season-8-episode-4-you-got-fcked-in-the-ass/
Duration : 0:2:27
Russell Crowe talks about South Park
Russell talks about the South Park parody of him in this deleted clip from 60 Minutes.
video courtesy of Darrin @
http://www.constantcrowe.com/
=)
Duration : 0:1:5
South Park Season 7 Episode 14 - Raisins [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-7/south-park-season-7-episode-14-raisins/
Duration : 0:2:27
South Park Season 3 Episode 9 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (2) [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-3/south-park-season-3-episode-9-two-guys-naked-in-a-hot-tub-2/
Duration : 0:2:27
South Park Season 5 Episode 11 - The Entity [FULL] [PART 1] [LINK]
http://www.southparkhere.com/south-park-season-5/south-park-season-5-episode-11-the-entity/
Duration : 0:2:27
Cartmen is Hitler hahah